I failed in attempting to explain to a student what "hot off the press" means.
His reply: "I just don't get adults."
Our Bible memory verse quiz this morning was Joshua 1:8,
"Do not let this Book of the law depart from your mouth; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful."
One student filled in, "Then you will be preposterous and successful."
It's kind-of true, if you think about it. Unfortunately for the sake of her grade, that's not what the Scriptures say. :)